Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
What an idiot
Oh C’mon! It’s not like half of Tumblr hasn’t secretly tried to do this at some point in their life.
(Source: bewitchedportraits)
(Source: jerseydrag)
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
what would
?????
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
when i look in the mirror:
when i try to take a picture:
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
The Eagle's Nest: c-d-e: thebrownwizard: YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GRAB SOMETHING FROM MY...
YOU KNOW WHAT
I HAD TO GRAB SOMETHING FROM MY CAR REAL QUICK
SO I RAN DOWNSTAIRS AND IT STARTS RAINING PRETTY HARD
THEN I GET BACK UPSTAIRS AND IT’S NOT RAINING ANYMORE
AND THIS IS WHY I DON’T GO OUTSIDE
Always. Fucking global warming. When the fuck did the…
(Source: intentandoseringeniero)
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Source: susgirl)
