What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one
You sick fuck.
David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then?
Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
America in one gif
omg the eagle exploding it
How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert