I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Small child: 1; Lady: 0
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
ROCKET POWER 🏄
Loved this show
Why is nobody talking about Eva Samkova?
She wears a moustache in every competition
This is Eva in the podium
Omg I’m in love
im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
"Air above me, earth below me, fire within me."
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me